Unicornasaurusrex

Websites for the brands changing how we eat.

Vegan web design · Charlotte, NC

Fast, search-visible websites for vegan, vegetarian and plant-based businesses. Nothing else, since 2019.

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Since 2019 · Plant-based only · Prices published Scroll
Trusted by plant-based leaders
Welcome

We build for one kind of business, and one kind only. We know the plant-based buyer, the certifications that matter, and the publications that will link to you. That specialism is why the work performs.

A generalist agency spends its first two months learning what we already know. We spend them shipping.

The studio

Part unicorn, part dinosaur. Entirely plant-based.

Eighty-odd projects since 2019 — product brands, kitchens, coaches, non-profits and media. Every one of them vegan, vegetarian or plant-based. We have never taken a client outside that world, and we don't intend to start.

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The Work

Three things, done properly.

Each one scoped in writing before it starts. Each one can be bought on its own.

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Design & Build

A custom site engineered for speed and search — migrated cleanly off Wix, Squarespace or WordPress with every URL preserved, so rankings hold through the move.

4–6 weeksAstro + CloudflareFull redirect map
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Search & Content

Technical SEO and a content programme aimed at buyers rather than browsers, written in-house by people who eat this way.

Monthly4 articlesQuarterly auditDigital PR
03

Care & Upkeep

Updates, backups, uptime and Core Web Vitals monitoring, security patching and small edits. The quiet work that keeps a site earning.

Monthly24h editsCancel any time
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The Process

From first audit to compounding traffic.

An honest timeline. Technical fixes move quickly; content-driven growth compounds slowly. Anyone promising page one in thirty days is buying links or counting keywords nobody searches for.

Week one

The findings

Crawl, Core Web Vitals, and a keyword gap against your three closest competitors. Yours to keep whether or not you hire us.

Weeks two to seven

The build

Custom front end on Astro and Cloudflare. Schema and redirects mapped before launch, not after.

Month three

First movement

Technical wins land and the early cluster articles start to rank. This is where most agencies go quiet; we send the report anyway.

Months six to twelve

It compounds

Authority builds, clusters reinforce one another, and traffic stops tracking your ad spend. This is the part worth paying for.

The Real Men Eat Plants website on a laptop and phone
Selected work

Real Men Eat Plants

A plant-based media brand with strong editorial and almost no organic reach. We rebuilt the site off its legacy platform, restructured three hundred articles into topic clusters, and fixed the crawl waste that was burying them.

2.4×Organic sessions
0.9sLCP, from 4.1s
+186Keywords in top ten

Illustrative figures shown for shape. Full analytics available under NDA.

“It's fast, it looks like us, and it finally shows up when people search.”
Bryan D.Green Growth Mentors
Pricing

The whole menu, in writing.

Every other agency will make you sit through a call to hear a number. Ours are here. Fixed scope, fixed price — if a project doesn't fit, we say so.

Design & Build

A custom website

$6,400from

Migrated with every URL preserved. Four to six weeks from brief to launch.

  • Astro and Cloudflare Workers
  • Full redirect map
  • A CMS your team will actually use
  • Launch-day SEO parity check
Search & Content

Monthly growth

$1,850per month

Technical SEO plus a content engine aimed at buyers, not browsers.

  • Four articles a month
  • Quarterly technical audit
  • Digital PR outreach
  • Revenue-attributed reporting
Care & Upkeep

Maintenance

$150per month

The boring work that keeps a site earning. Cancel with thirty days notice.

  • Twenty-four hour edit turnaround
  • Daily backups
  • Uptime and Core Web Vitals alerts
  • Security patching
Who we build for

Makers, kitchens, and the people behind them.

A maker arranging plant-based products on a market stall
Product brandsDTC and wholesale
A chef in a plant-based restaurant kitchen
Restaurants & cafésLocal search that fills tables
A coach meeting a client over a laptop
Coaches & non-profitsAuthority that converts
A market lane under trees
Media & communityEditorial that ranks
Begin the conversation

Tell us where you are, and where you want to be.

Discovery calls are free, run about thirty minutes, and you will leave with at least one thing worth fixing — whether or not we work together.

  • A reply within one working day
  • No drip sequence, no follow-up calls unless you ask
  • Your details are never shared
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